bulletproofheartmp3:

Italians with a cold be like babba bia :/

whydidisavethistomyphone:

himbofisher:

Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

henk-heijmans:

Two cats on a window sill, 2020 - photographer unknown

baphonnicula:

baphonnicula:

girlballs:

the washing machine and dryer fuck each other when you’re not around btw

when i was very young, maybe 3-6 years old, i thought the washer and dryer were married, the washer was the wife and the dryer was the husband. whenever i’d go into the laundry room i’d just look at them and be like oh yes. this is peak romance.

oldbookist:

this guidebook from 1831 says the water from the seine is good but “has a laxative quality”…girl that is the cholera

boyboobs:

dear lord in heaven the men you put on this earth to walk around bare chested in the sun are hiding their breasts behind textiles

bipanda:

The feminine urge to say “have you no compassion for my poor nerves” every time something goes wrong with my life

delmondo:

welele:

Mi blobo.

Mi blobo.

bunjywunjy:

horriblytasty:

weaver-z:

authorized-trash:

weaver-z:

Imagine if the garbage celebs who made that “Imagine” song cover had put half as much effort into their singing as these pro stunt artists put into their own quarantine content: a fight scene performed by over a dozen stunt artists, remotely.

i laughed so hard when the guy swung the kid lmfao

I’m still straight up DYING over that ngl

goldpixy-deactivated20230510:

1percentcharge:

My three blorbos. And yes they’re from my shows

hymnsofheresy:

I can’t believe that the sacredness of shared meals is not well known??? 

Mealtime is an extremely important cultural and social ritual. There are psychological benefits for cooking for other people, and serving a meal stabilizes the emotions between the provider and the receiver. Cooking with your partner, like accomplishing any task together, strengthens relationships. Eating together strengthens communal bonds and helps with mental health. Sharing the same food with someone else builds trust, cooperation, and a sense of connectivity. It’s a shame how in our fast paced society we don’t value the importance of regularly breaking bread with one another